QUESTIONS

LYRICS AND PERFORMANCE BY:
TROY

IS IT HEAVY
IS IT WHITE
CAN I STAB IT WITH A KNIFE
WILL IT BITE
WILL IT SCRATCH
CAN I STRIKE IT WITH A MATCH
CAN I SHUT IT
CAN I LOCK IT
CAN I FIT IT IN MY POCKET
CAN I MOVE IT
CAN I LOVE IT
CAN I HOLD IT
CAN I SHOVE IT
IS IT ROUND
IS IT WIDE
WILL IT KNOW IT IF I LIE
WILL IT BOUNCE
WILL IT ROLL
DO I HAVE TO PAY A TOLL
WILL IT FIT THROUGH A DOOR
CAN I SIT IT ON THE FLOOR
CAN IT RUN
CAN IT FLY
WILL IT SWIM
WILL IT TRY
WILL IT HURT
WILL IT BURN
IS IT NONE OF MY CONCERN
CAN I BUY IT
CAN I SELL IT
CAN I TRADE IT
CAN I KILL IT
WILL IT KNOW IF I AM GONE
WILL IT SNEEZE
WILL IT YAWN
IS IT SHORT
IS IT TALL
WILL IT LOOK GOOD ON A WALL
CAN I TEACH IT
WILL IT LEARN
IS IT STABLE
WILL IT TURN
CAN I CRASH IT
CAN I SMASH IT
CAN I BEAT IT INTO ASHES
WILL IT GROWL
WILL IT HOWL
CAN I LAY IT IN A PILE
CAN IT THINK - TELL THE TIME
IS IT PSYCHIC - READ MY MIND
WILL IT TICKLE
CAN IT LAUGH
CAN I CUT IT INTO HALF
WILL IT DIE
WILL IT MOLD
CAN I LEAVE IT IN THE COLD
IS IT BORROWED
IS IT STOLEN
IS IT BRUISED
IS IT SWOLLEN
IS IT NASTY
IS IT GROSS
CAN I EAT IT WITH MY TOAST
IS IT HOT LIKE A COAL
DOES IT HAVE A SOUL
CAN IT TELL IF I AM LYING
DOES IT KNOW THE WORLD IS DYING
DOES IT THINK - HAVE A CONSCIENCE
DOES IT KNOW THAT TIME'S UPON US
DOES IT READ - UNDERSTAND
CAN I HOLD IT IN MY HAND
WILL IT RUN IF IT'S MAD
DOES IT HAVE A MOM AND DAD
CAN I DRIVE IT
CAN I FLY IT
WHO WILL KNOW IF I TRY IT
IS IT LOUD JUST LIKE THUNDER
DOES IT LOOK LIKE ANY OTHER
DOES IT KNOW IT IS FORGIVEN
CAN IT TELL IF I HAVE SINNED